First day of work at Microsoft starts in 20 minutes

oh boy

oh geez

oh lord have mercy

I’m starting to get that thing where my stomach is doing somersaults and it’s kinda hard to walk in a straight line.

Wish me luck, y’all. 

  1. cakeydoughdlays said: This is pretty much a late response, and I know you’re already in the thick of it by now. But I bet your kicking ass and chewing gum, or chewing ass and kicking gum. Either way, you’re gonna fuck up bitches and get paid.
  2. a-wild-dragonite said: You can do it muthafucka!
  3. lunasteus said: Will. You’re one of the most amazing, fucking badass street toughs I’ve met in my life. You. Got. This. Your heart and soul (or mind, for that matter) won’t allow you to fail. You’re not like those guys on The IT Crowd (look it up it’s on Netflix).
  4. probablyadragon said: Sweep the legs!
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